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Moving on....after 4 years!

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:17:12 GMT

Yes, you heard that.
I felt its time to move on from Xanga after blogging here for 4 years.
Thank you Xanga, it was you that first introduced to me the meaning of the word 'blogging' and its purposes.
As much as I would love continue updating this blog, I felt that the lack of user-friendliness in this blog has been detrimental to my loyalty.

Therefore my dear readers, I hereby announce that I am moving on to Blogger as this has been inevitable.
At the same time, this is probably my last ever entry on Xanga.
But do try and keep this link if you have already tagged me for the sake of older post memories k?

Here's the link- http://elsboringlifestory.blogspot.com.
Sorry for the trouble.......

Much love, people

Too dependant on computers?

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:19:47 GMT

This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers.

Are you male or female?

To find the answer, look down.

LOOK down, NOT scroll down !

YOU SCROLLED DOWN, DIDN'T YOU.

Another birthday bash at Surfers Paradise

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:10:46 GMT

Last weekend, the housemates, Grace and myself took a drive down to the Gold Coast to attend her friend's 18th birthday party at Bourbon Bar. It was kinda last-minute in terms of preparation as we just jumped at the oppurtunity to party as there wasn't any Reiji event on that weekends. But more importantly, visiting some Bond homies for the first time this semester. Anyways, pics again mmkay.....*lazy to type wtf*

Classical line-up of JD shots. But they're not for us because the club owner was sexist. wtf

The arrival of the Metro Idols plus their favourite aunty

Everyone, allow me to introduce Aunt Grace HAHA!

The girls had to tempt us by downing their free shots in front of us

I was awaiting my turn. Backside getting itchy along the way wtf

Both of them teamed up

Thumbs up for us, thumbs down for them

This is Mei, the birthday girl. Attempting her first shot

Then it was my turn for some action

Ok I'm running out of formal captions......

The puppy and his Master strutting their C-walk again

You're always a lucky birthday girl when you get hooked up with the Metro Idols

Eh JP, where were you? Got gap in the middle la. wtf

My turn to get lucky

Subang kids on the streets of Surfers Paradise whilst waiting for a taxi

Melbourne mou? wtf

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:38:24 GMT

Yahhh man....exactly after one year, I spent my spring break at Melbourne again. Apologies for the late update as I was being fussy in ensuring I get all the pics that I took so that everyone that I took pics with were never left out. But at the same time, I'm sorry again for not being able to meet up with those that I've missed out. It was possible, but its all due to my poor time planning.

Eh eh, not ready yet lah!

I'll show the pics soon.
Chilling peeps!
And what do you mean how was my trip? Well basically I wasn't here being touristy again so I did the normal things such as meeting up & chillin' with old friends, eat, sleep, shop, wii-ing, DRINK, puke......
How was Avalon airport and the journey to and fro? I think everyone's tired of hearing my endless complains whenever I speak about it eh? So I shall not need to write here anymore
Anyways, here are the pics from clubbing at Se7en. Which was on my last night.....

A beary night begins with a beary pic. This time Nessa Bear was in-charged of taking care of my cam instead of me if I happen to get wasted wtf.

She also happens to be responsible to camwhore with me all night long dei. Thats Sabby on the left.

KePIMPinan (Arnie, 2007) @ Se7en wtf. Reference gao gao wtf

Miki Jun wtf. Wahhh kei lan big lor her eyes!

With Kenny and Hang. Melb is so friggin small that I could even bump into my housemate who's also on hols from Brissy.

Oh my gash, its Carlos Tevez wtf. Zam, thanks for the 151 + Jaggerbombs! I owe you a drink when we get back to KL aite?

Oh and I've lost my soberness from this pic onwards mmkay...

Mermaid Sze wtf

Sze was being fussy with the previous 'imperfect' shots so I told the cameraman to stand abit further wtf. But it doesn't look any better rite? wtf

Derek and myself. Seriously, I can't remember asking him to take a photo or why

Nemo and Arnold

With Yeff, Yen Jun and Keng

First time pic with Alison Ong. And Arnie's hunchback on the left wtf

Its almost like the 3rd pic, but I wasn't that sober anymore

Do you wanna drill a chin-mole? wtf

Damn I hate candid shots

Taylors ICPU reunion: Big bear, baby bear and puppy LOL

Nigglets (Hang), Come_Get_Me (Toh) and elchino87. Dota mou......??

Another bear family portrait. This is getting annual lol

Alison, Nessa Bear and I at our table

Its me and the Merlin housemates (minus Wen Loong wtf)

Yee Vonne and I. Erm, yet another person that I can't remember taking pics with but then realised the next morning while uploading

Oh and not to forget, I met up with Alison Wang and took some pictures as well. Its the only occasion I camwhored outside of the club lol

Ally @ Melbourne Central

"Eh eh, dowan touristy pics la hou mou?", serves me right as I got another horrible candid photo.

Close-up

Many thanks for those whom had bothered to meet up and bring me around to eat all the good shit that Melbourne cbd has to offer.
Thanks especially to Stephanie, Kin Eu and Jernie. Same goes for those who tried meeting up, as the thoughts are all that matters. Can't wait to meet up again back in KL end of this year.
Also thanks for Hooi San's friend that gave me a lift from Avalon to the city, and Azrina's friend for the return journey.
Look forward to seeing you lot again next year.

Goodbye Melbourne!

Aku Rindu........Futsal

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:43:35 GMT

And I think they miss me too wtf. While I was feeling depressed doing my Goddamn assignment in the lab today, an equally depressed Kai had to rub it in on me. I assume that he could also be desperately short of players as he tries to organize another futsal session back there. Here's the random message:-

` Kailash~ says:
futsal 530-7 pls reconfirm asap
Jason says:
wtf wtf
Jason says:
of course i'm coming lah
Jason says:
but i dont feel like picking you up wtf
` Kailash~ says:
okok c u therer
Jason says:
u watch me score those goals, nigga

Can someone please turn back the clock as I really really miss playing alongside my teammates?

The Stupidest Things I've Done In My Life

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:08:43 GMT

I have a new affiliation.

Its called the WTF Blogcirc (for further definitions, go to http://justkillmelah.blogspot.com wtf). I hereby announce that I'm officially part of the group/crew/crew with a k wtf. This also makes me another member of a bunch of stupid "sheeple" wtf.

Oh and I probably have another point to add as a sequence for the explanation of the term "Blogcirc":-

blogcirc
-noun
4. a group of stupid people that stupidly allows themselves to write stupid things according to a stupid topic that was suggested by a certain stupid 'Leader X' wtf.

Okok I better cut short on my random ramblings as I have to play down any readers' suggestion that I'm talking to myself instead of trying to write a new blog entry. And no, I'm not currently cutting short my pubic hair unlike someone wtf.

Here are the selected 10 out of 100,000 stupid things:-

Cutting my own hair at a failed attempt on gelling my hair before afternoon school. Mum and bro gave me loads of stick at home as they assumed that the discipline teacher gave me a free hair-cut in school.
Calling 20 plus guys to cowardly beat up one helpless, miserable cunt in the school toilet during recess. No wait, more like allowing 20 plus guys who had nothing better to do to join in my personal drama regarding that cunt disturbing my ex girlfriend. Already joining a gang in the first place is stupid enough, but conducting such cowardly acts are twice as worse. Sigh.
Creating a hole on my history teacher's car window after recess. It was during a sweltering afternoon when I was in Form 2. The bell rung, and I soon found myself throwing around stones with a bunch of stupid friends wtf. I attempted to hit Luqman, who was then hiding behind Puan Afida's car (thanks for the info Abhi) and I threw it will full force. Instead of hitting his glasses or any other part of his body, it struck the side window of her car instead, therefore creating a massive hole!
Copied everything, including my friend's name wtf. This ought to be one of the champion acts of high school stupidity. It occured at the Chemistry lab. Our teacher laid down the rule that only those who had finished the lab report would be permitted to go for recess. I was too desperate that I seeked my friend's report and copied it so that I could be released as well. It was rushed, and I was foolish enough to write at the above of the report as "Nama: Guan Foo Hoo" wtf. But I was even more surprised when I got the marked report back. Marks were actually given, and my name was written next to it in red ! While I was staring at the report still feeling extremely dumbstrucked, there was a firm voice coming from my back which says "takpe, cikgu dah betulkan nama tu...". After realising that very fatal mistake, I had to endure a barrack of abuse for the next 2 weeks from my classmates.
Making the most perfect of turns on my first driving attempt. Instead of stepping on the break, I accidentally accelerated daddy's miserable Wira and we drove up a concrete sidewalk, giving both Foo Sr (who was seated beside) and the shocked pedestrians a mild heart attack. And that was before I even got my 'L' wtf.
Giving the shisha a 'bj' wtf. I was then a shisha virgin, and I had no idea on how to conduct the inhaling process properly. And so I hilariously swallowed the small sucking section of the pipe instead of just inhaling by the tip of my lips. Megat Farid then promised me that I can no longer have the shisha the next time me and the guys would lepak at Gazebo. Thankfully I've improved by leaps and bounds since then wtf.
Accidentally swung a rolled-up poster against the jaws of a waiter at Asia Cafe. I was pretending to be a Jedi at that time and there was a waitor walking towards me from behind. Mate, I'm sure you could imagine what happened next.
Wearing school uniform to college on ICPU dress-up week. The dress code was wearing a uniform of any choice from school days. And so, Leroy and I walked around AC with our respestive Stella Maris and SS17 tie and uniforms while other college students were 'staring cock' as we walked. Hey, it rhymes wtf. It was painfully embarassing whenever I bumped into any ex-schoolmates in Taylors. But imagine the embarassment if a certain Puan Chong had mistakenly caught and brought me back to school while doing one of her daily 'patrols' in SS15!
Tripping over accidentally on a shuffling attempt whilst in my apartment lift. The housemates and I had been streaming on Youtube on clips about Melbourne Shuffle and C-walks every now and then. It was abit of a habit of practising whenever we could stand on smooth floors, and our lift floors were perfect. While waiting for the lift to reach my floor, I attempted to practice it while wearing sandals. As the lift stopped at another floor, I tripped over myself. And someone was stepping in the lift at that time.
Writing this entry when I have an assignment due in 2 hours!

Merdeka Night in BrisVegas

Sat, 01 Sep 2007 19:10:18 GMT

31st August 2007.
It was the day Malaysia celebrates 50 years of Independence, and most importantly, 50 years existance as a nation.
But it was also the day where we Metro Idols opens up the bottles before hitting possibly the final Reiji of this semester. 3 bottles were bought respectively, as it turned out to be Smirnoff (Leon), Jack Daniels (Kenny) and Jameson Irish Whiskey (mine) in weeks before this. Our plan was to drink our home bar dry, by inviting several friends over as well before heading up to Cesars club. Although there were some 'pikers' whom had bailed out at the 11th hour, there was still a fairly good turnout.
Here are the pics again......Oh and I look like a fag in all the pics cos I was already beyong the point of tipsyness although I still looked sober!

Calm before the storm, although some 'tomatoes' getting riped before it all really started wtf.

First up is the 'gone-already' Tomoko and Israel. What are the odds of getting a Mexican by already planning a Mexican theme song earlier? *insider jokes*

Awww couple pic plus Leon's right arm....Ms Kawada and Ben.

Subang has invaded Brisbane, too. Its our very own Metro Idols plus a blushing Jason Phoon and Tomoko. Eh, how come she's in almost every photo arh? wtf

Bartender Leon fixing me up a Caipiroska while I was busy snapping a spontaneous photo.

Hmm sudah gone la ini macam....

Ben just couldn't get enough of his lover. WTF is Josh trying to do at the back? And why is Leon having the knack of appearing in photos at the right place and the right time? One for the memories...

With the Brizzy boys, Josh and Ben. Dammit I dun look yellow!

The only proper Malay sentence El Mexicano could muster is "Saya suka minum bir Bintang!" wtf. Here he is showing us exactly how and why he was paid $150 per hour for his dancing performances in Family club. El trabajo bueno, amigo!

Mejor jamás el equipo reavivó

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:21:58 GMT

Bored.
Just felt like bringing up again the pic of our glorious team.
It was also the best team I've played for that does not have a team name wtf.
Yes I am happy playing football here, but it just feels different playing for teams that speaks in Spanish, French and Portuguese as compared to the rojak English that was being communicated back home.
Below, here's a complete pic of the team *taken from Kai's page, where else?*

Joint Farewell

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:49:37 GMT

Yes, it was time to leave the homeland once more. And yes, Marshella, people always leave and I'm no exception. Gonna miss all the yum cha sessions, drinking sessions, and futsal sessions.

So, the night before I were to leave, they had a last-minute farewell session @ Marche, the Curve which I wasn't aware of until that day itself. A joint-farewell for Sheng and I. Very nice of them!

Check out the pics.

Night out with all the cowos. From left; Sheng, Lala, Kai, me, Tiji, and Ali (seated).

I was blamed for not being lovey dovey enough with my 'date'. wtf

Good example of asking the short one to stand while the taller ones sit. wtf

Sigh, I hate candids.

With Gigi. No, I do not smile like a girl.

Si babi imut and I. Thanks for organising this farewell

The departees getting a hug.

Macha Kai had a guest appearance after having a fantastic night out from Bangsar.

I had to volunteer to be the photographer of this pic.

After our makan, we proceeded straight to Uncle Don's at Hartamas for a quick round of shi sha.

As for shi sha beginners, this is how it should be done......

....and not like this......

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mhhmmm as for Pang & Ee Von that ffk-ed us for that night, here's an undated pic.

Special thanks also for those who kindly took the time to meet up with me during this short hols. Most notably my Subang homies and the futsal brothers.
Ci vediamo to Mr Satyan, our best Mauritius import who has served the team very well. Really sorry for not able to give you the convincing win that you've expected on your last ever game.

Mhhmmmmm..........to hell with leavers la. Especially myself. wtf

Sepandai pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya disebat juga wtf

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 17:18:54 GMT

Rapists beware! This is the fury that would be unleashed on you for doing those cowardly crimes. Watch
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